I protecc.
Brave against scary charts,
big feelings and bad vibes.
A VERY UNSERIOUS KNIGHT ON SOLANA
Small dog.Big shield.Zero chill.
Sworn to guard the bags.
Easily distracted by a tennis ball.
$shielddog · Armor equipped. Qualifications pending.
I protecc.
I panic.
I nap.
INSECURITYSame dog.
Different quests.
✦ 100% GOOD BOY✦ 0% FINANCIAL ADVICE✦ ARMOR ON. BRAIN OFF.
THE LORE IS NOT THAT DEEP
The Knight Shift.
One tiny knight. Three extremely important duties.
I attacc.
Vacuum. Leaves. Suspicious plastic bag.
Justice will be served.
I need a snacc.
Even the bravest knight
has a mandatory nap clause.
He was given a shield, a noble purpose, and one job.
He immediately ate the onboarding documents.
DIPLOMATIC RELATIONS: COMPLICATED
Allies.
Under protest.
He brought a shield. The cat brought a sword.
Neither brought a plan.
dog wif shield: “State your business.”
Sword Cat: “Your chair is my business.”
The neighborhood watch has internal issues.
FOR THE GROUP CHAT. FOR THE TIMELINE.
The Meme Armory.
Nine highly questionable defenses against a very serious timeline.
YOUR PORTFOLIO AT 3AM.
ME, STILL ON GUARD.
Download meme ↓ME, STILL ON GUARD.
DIP DETECTED.
EMOTIONAL SUPPORT DEPLOYED.
Download meme ↓EMOTIONAL SUPPORT DEPLOYED.
FIRST DAY AS HEAD OF SECURITY.
ALREADY ATE THE HANDBOOK.
Download meme ↓ALREADY ATE THE HANDBOOK.
CHART: RED.
DOG: COLORBLIND. STILL TRYING.
Download meme ↓DOG: COLORBLIND. STILL TRYING.
THE ENEMY HAS ENTERED THE CASTLE.
IT IS A ROOMBA.
Download meme ↓IT IS A ROOMBA.
24/7 SECURITY.
EXCLUDING MY 18-HOUR NAP.
Download meme ↓EXCLUDING MY 18-HOUR NAP.
EXAMINING THE CHART VERY CLOSELY.
THIS COUNTS AS DUE DILIGENCE.
Download meme ↓THIS COUNTS AS DUE DILIGENCE.
FORMED A STRATEGIC ALLIANCE.
LOST MY CHAIR IMMEDIATELY.
Download meme ↓LOST MY CHAIR IMMEDIATELY.
HEARD “FETCH.”
RETURNED WITH A QUEST.
Download meme ↓RETURNED WITH A QUEST.
“Sir, this is a kennel.”
“Built different. Mostly anxious.”
“The shield stays on.”
THE PACK IS THE POINT
Good boys don't
meme alone.
Take a meme. Send it to a friend. Recruit another highly unqualified knight.
No application. No interview. Just excellent taste in dogs wearing armor.
CHECK THE TAG. TRUST THE TAG.
The official token.
The knight is on duty. Verify the contract address before trading.